Simon has a decent head cold. He is coughing and sneezing all over the place.EWWWW! Generally, he goes and sleeps in the other bed if he or I are sick as not to spread the love. Last night he declined. So he spent all FRIGGIN' night coughing, sneezing, snoring. I was not impressed.
1.45 am- Afraid that the bleeding has broken the southern front and I had to pee. On the way back from the bathroom I trip on asshat's (yes that is his new name after last night) work shoes. The result is a broken toe? Well we assume that it is broken but we didn't bother to go to the hospital because its the littlest toe. But Simon wasn't that sympathetic. I cried and spewed words I am not repeating. I hobbled to the kitchen to get the ice pack. Eventually, he showed some concern and got me some Advil for the pain.
2:30- Sleep is eluding me.
4:30- Not time to get up yet.
5:00- The meowing starts.
6:30- Get up and get ready for work. Ohhh someone I don't care about is playing tennis against someone else I could care less about but hey let's put that on instead of the Today show. Who needs weather and traffic?
7:00- I realize that the special chocolate pie dessert Simon brought home from his mother's house last night didn't get put in the fridge. There goes my snack. Oh and it HURTS to walk.
8:00- Get to work and my classroom smells like the toilets because they use the same mop for both. Thanks a heap!! I try to light my awesome Yankee Candle but the wick is too low and I burn myself AND can't light the candle. Liz is supposed to take my class for a period today but I haven't heard from her yet and I am worried that I might have a massive hole in my day. I couldn't find the book I needed for the first lesson. YEA! Today is going to be great!
Good things happened. I was hoping my day was starting to turn around. It was about to take a GIANT dive!
2:00 pm- Concert practice in the theater. The kids are on the stage for the first time. They are not excited to be there and to be honest neither was I.
2:15- My stomach started to feel queasy. Then I started getting cramps. Lay on the floor in the fetal position and cry cramps. Not a possibility with 20 little darlings doing their dance on a stage far far far away from another adult or toilet for that matter.
2:20- Feeling better. Have the stupid delusion that I am in the clear. Continue practicing.
2:25- OH GOOD LORD it's back. MAKE IT STOP!!! This is going to be bad. I felt the gas pain like almost never before. Must squeeze bum together. Can not fart.
2:27- Captain she can't take much more! I sat down and prayed silently. Then it happened. What I thought was going to be a horrible fart turned out to be much much more worse.
2:27:30- Send Daniel to get another teacher. Smile and continue to practicing.
The other teacher eventually came. I explained that I wasn't feeling well and could she watch them for a little bit. For once in my life the never ending period actually benefited me. Thanks to that my undies weren't completely ruined or my pants for that matter. I got myself cleaned up. I actually keep a spare pair of undies my desk because you never know when you will need them.
2:45 pm- I get back to the theater. Thank the teacher and Daniel yells out Mrs. C did you throw up? Yeah, Daniel I did. Then they all became really sweet and telling me they hoped I would be at school tomorrow.
So yeah today pretty much sucked. I am exhausted and I still have HEAPS of work to do. I feel like I might be getting a urinary track infection. I hopefully will have a better day tomorrow and get to go have a decent nights sleep tonight.
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