Mother's Day

Mother's Day is/was today. Today is normally the high holy black holiday on the calendar. Today is like a giant slap in the face. To me it's not Mother's Day. It's You Don't Deserve A Child You Fat Ignorant Infertile Cow Day! Today wasn't horrible though. Lucky was kind enough to get me a present for all the mornings I get up early and the scratch marks I bare etc. Simon tried to tell me he put the cat in the car and carried him through the store until he found the present he wanted. Stupid I know but it did make me smile!

Another reason I hate Mother's Day is because of how we generally spend it. Normally, we all get together and go out to eat somewhere. However, not a single soul tries to make reservation. I mean Mother's Day wouldn't be a busy day where every single fertile soul and their offspring attempt to eat out or anything. I mean making a reservation would be silly. Needless to say we waste a good hour trying to find a place to eat and then we generally end up complaining about it.

This year Simon's mommy said she wanted to have high tea at a local cafe she enjoys instead of presents. I was all over that like white on rice. So I made a reservation a month in advanced and we showed up right on time. Well they had us wait about 10 minutes because there were still people on our table. Now generally this wouldn't be a problem for normal people. I am not normal. If I make a reservation and YOU MAKE ME PICK A TABLE and I have a weird phobia about strangers brushing past me so I pick a table in the corner....YOU BETTER GIVE ME

THAT TABLE!!!! They didn't. They made us wait and then they sat us in the middle of the effin' room. None of us were amuse.

Eventually the food came and we were all very hungry. Surprisingly, everyone enjoyed it. The waitress accidently brought us an extra tier of goodies. Because we all going to hell we didn't say anything. I thought that made up for making us wait and then putting us at the wrong table. So it all ended well. I even got to take home the extra cupcakes but they got left at his parent's house!!!! They probably won't be there tomorrow. Oh well it's probably the last thing I need.

So today is officially CYCLE DAY ONE!!!! My little friend appeared today. So we are finally

under way. The emotions are starting too. I spent about 20 minutes today thinking...are we really ready? Michael's girlfriend is in childcare and she said she would take care of our baby for us. So I am actually feeling better about that. He just better not do anything to screw up the relationship. I need a NANNY for the future uncooked baby who is really just an egg in my body.

Happy Mother's Day!

To the wonderful woman who had to spend days stuck in bed on bedrest and has seen me through the good times and picked me up during the bad times.

Love you Momma!