When we got back Simon picked up the boys and we headed in. I got undressed and hopped up on the bed. Then we waited and waited and WAITED! Which left lots of time for talking. On a complete side note...why do people whisper in the doctor's office? It was literally him and me in a closed room with no one else around.
What did we talk about? Porn. I asked him if told his boys that today wasn't a drill and they were going live. He said he gave them a pep talk before he started. In a strange moment of being in a room with no pants on and a paper sheet wrapped around me I just had to ask "Did you need the porn to get the job done?". He said he didn't really get a choice. When he walked in the tv just started and it was like BAM! very in your face. However, he thought she was ugly. Thank goodness the doctor came in after because who knows where the conversation would have gone.
I won't walk you through the steps of the IUI (unless you are dying to know than leave me a comment) but they liken it to a pap smear. I wouldn't go with that analogy. Let's just say it hurt, momentarily, but still hurt. And SURPRISE!!! I have a tilted uterus. Now with all the people that have been up in my lady business why no one ever told us is beyond me. I have lots of other appointments and report writing to keep me company during the dreaded two week wait. I am very much on a roller coaster today of YEA! baby and this sucks it's not going to work no baby for you.
For right now the boys just need to keep swimming!
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