This can’t be happening to me! I mean CAN’T!!! It seriously feels like a nightmare. I am starting to spot. I haven’t triggered ovulation! I don’t even have a dominant follicle yet! I have officially lost my tiny mind. I don’t even know what the hell to do. I have an appointment on Monday but that is many, many hours away. I am sure I will find a way to fill those hours obsessing and searching the Internet for answers. So for really, real, if anyone is actually reading this and you had this happen please share what the heck is going on.
So I had to give myself my next injection after I found the spotting. It couldn’t have gone worse. I had to change the vial in the pen. It seriously hurt going in so I completely forgot to count to 5. I basically just pulled it back out. I am 99% sure that I didn’t get all the medication in there. So then I am crying that not only can I NOT get a freaking egg but also I am bleeding AGAIN!!!!
Tomorrow we are going to the Racing Carnival. It is one of the few days I really look forward to. I love getting all dolled up…but I still have no idea what the heck I am doing with my hair. I try to go the whole 9 yards. For the first time ever that would include a spray tan. My legs are horrifically white and combat kitty has quite the scratch collection happening. Plus my future sister in law is coming. She is Italian and beautifully tanned.
I was discussing needin a spray tan last Sunday night at the family dinner. Future SIL, Alana, says she does it to herself. I said I didn’t think I was game to do it myself. Simon snickered and said if I did it myself I would be an oompa loompa in fancy clothes. I wanted to smack him but let’s be honest the man is pretty much right.
Well, my hopes of having it professionally done went straight down the drain when every place was book out. Apparently these spray tan things are popular. This left 3 options: first go au natural and look like an extra for Breaking Dawn (I could have rocked the sparkles), two was call and beg Alana to help me and lastly, do it myself. I ruled out one pretty fast but it did seem the safer bet. Alana was too busy to come help despite begging and pleading. So option three it was!
I told Simon he would have to help me. He suggests that we get the solution and put it in the high-pressure washer…he will spray me. Yeah…no thanks! We got the spray can kind on the recommendation of Alana. Simon sprayed and I rubbed his mess in. My left upper thigh is pretty dark. You would think we had a beach house in Fiji. I think we did a pretty good job. I am a little worried that my left leg is a little darker than my right.
In happier news, my friend welcomed her brand new baby girl Julia Lily to the world this afternoon. We were supposed to go and visit her after school. I had a serious feeling she would go into labor. I told her to keep her knees closed but she didn’t listen! I guess I will just have to go visit her in the hospital and get some baby love that way.
Pictures of fun and babies to follow!!!
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